Thursday, November 22, 2007

listen to Uncle George, everyone

Why isn't George Monbiot Prime Minister, that's what I want to know? His even hand is a model that Gordon Brown and his entire cabinet should be locked in a room without food and water and made to study; they should only be released when they can each provide written rationales of at least 10,000 words for at least four of the following topics:

  • NOT using military force against Iran
  • withdrawal of our military from Iraq and introduction of the McGovern program
  • dropping all support for ID cards
  • prohibiting faith schools
  • taxing aviation fuel
  • unreservedly endorsing the EU Bill of Rights
  • prohibiting road construction or expansion
  • renationalising the railways
  • enforcing the ban on exporting military material and torture equipment
  • implementing subsidies for renewable generation and investing heavily in its research and development
  • scrapping Trident and its planned replacement
  • implementing the single transferable vote
  • criminalising corporate sociopathy
  • nationalising all PFI deals and prohibiting their further implementation
Again, I could add more but you get the picture.

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